I've lived in my current apartment for about 8 months now. In that time, as Pants Party has previously written about, the front door has become a bit popular. I've had several gifts left for me at my front step, but this morning's gift beats all the rest. The cats and I are feeling pretty festive now.
I'm sorry but I think this is a little too silly.
It reminds me too much of something out of Woody Allen's Sleeper.